What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?